Talking Technology

It's actually not the machine that speaks, but the cashier doing a poor ventriloquist impersonation. Sounds a bit like Dora the Explorer.

Southern Sin

As opposed to our northern sins such as envy and jealousy.

School for MMA

"Blood Recovery"
"Bodily Fluids Only"
Scared how often they have students bleeding that they need a 'special' garbage can. The school's teams are known as the Pirates after all.

Wine for Your Whine

Pick up that special blend, perfect for a romantic, candle-lit evening of working on the Camero.

Special Diet

For those who are on a "fake food free" diet. This is a niche market, but very lucrative.

Mom had a rough day

Customer Service

How bad was the full service before?

Deals to Die For

Driving home from the Forks we happen to see these signs. Just imagine coming home to your wife to tell her about the great deal you got on a grave. Does the song I'll Fly Away come to mind. Might not need the bonus Airmiles.

Clean Customers Only

But only if you like horses.

Do you want fries with that?

For all those "Supersized" requests. Thanks Derrick for spotting this one.

They are Reserved

Only special people get to use those bike racks. Or perhaps it just the smokers who can use those bike racks.

When you need a little help

No thanks. I'm a big boy now.

Cause and Effect

Interesting that these two businesses would be located in the same little strip mall.

Playing the Tunes

Musical Fruit

Gramma Errors

Misplaced Modifiers and Other Parts

Apostrophe Mistake

Thanks D-Roc for the pictures.

Enterprising Garden Centre

Teaching you how to effectively grow your plants is my guess. What else were you thinking? Thanks Kirsten, Hannah and Jessy for finding this one while we were away.

Daycare Overrun with Used Kids

Brings a whole new meaning to cleaning out the lost and found. Thanks Dean for catching this while I was away.

Slip and Slide?

Danger hey, if you lick it! Thanks Thomas for getting this picture.

Spring Caution

Didn't know Canadian Tire was expanding to maintenance on hover-crafts.

For Visiting Fire Departments Only

Not sure if you could pass this on a driver's test.

Mmmm Tasty!

There nothing quite as satisfying as a 24-pack of tomato mush. Fresh off the truck. Literally, they just fell off the truck and now they are trying to get rid of the evidence.

Driving Instruction for Thrill-Seekers

I wish I had used a car like this for my instruction instead of the gutless Buick Century.

New Modeling Contract

There is hope that my modeling career could take off. I could work for this company. Thanks to the clean-up crew who found this ad when they were cleaning up the SBC vault. This is a circa 1960's DuPont ad.