Clean Customers Only

But only if you like horses.

They are Reserved

Only special people get to use those bike racks. Or perhaps it just the smokers who can use those bike racks.

Gramma Errors

Misplaced Modifiers and Other Parts

Apostrophe Mistake

Thanks D-Roc for the pictures.

Spring Caution

Didn't know Canadian Tire was expanding to maintenance on hover-crafts.