Don't Go There

Taken at Winnipeg Beach. Thanks Phil for the photo. 

Sport Edition Windstar

For those men who feel that they are being domesticated by having to drive a mini-van. With these slight modifications you will be going so fast that nobody will have time to laugh at you.

High Octane Food

Thanks Nathan for the picture. 

When you forget to shave at home

Foot-long Therapy and Auto-body Patrols

Chiropractic made fresh your way. All-Star Collision and Glass Police - where getting ripped off is a crime.

Do NOT go in there!

Ace Ventura visits local bathroom. Thanks D-Roc for the picture.

Dying Market

You know what they say, "Location, Location, Location."

Talking Technology

It's actually not the machine that speaks, but the cashier doing a poor ventriloquist impersonation. Sounds a bit like Dora the Explorer.

Southern Sin

As opposed to our northern sins such as envy and jealousy.

School for MMA

"Blood Recovery"
"Bodily Fluids Only"
Scared how often they have students bleeding that they need a 'special' garbage can. The school's teams are known as the Pirates after all.

Wine for Your Whine

Pick up that special blend, perfect for a romantic, candle-lit evening of working on the Camero.

Special Diet

For those who are on a "fake food free" diet. This is a niche market, but very lucrative.

Mom had a rough day

Customer Service

How bad was the full service before?

Deals to Die For

Driving home from the Forks we happen to see these signs. Just imagine coming home to your wife to tell her about the great deal you got on a grave. Does the song I'll Fly Away come to mind. Might not need the bonus Airmiles.

Clean Customers Only

But only if you like horses.

Do you want fries with that?

For all those "Supersized" requests. Thanks Derrick for spotting this one.

They are Reserved

Only special people get to use those bike racks. Or perhaps it just the smokers who can use those bike racks.

When you need a little help

No thanks. I'm a big boy now.

Cause and Effect

Interesting that these two businesses would be located in the same little strip mall.